after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?”
and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying
No. It’ll be a crayon world and be Yoshi’s Island.
Found this gem on facebook.
If this was a x-rated blog I’d share the awesome way I was woken up this morning! WOW! That should leave a smile on my face all day! :)
Thought of the Day: Though silver in your palms weighs light compared to death by blast and sword, do not shy the hopeless fight, for endeavour is its own reward.
|—||Junior Art Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)|
Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.
YES IT CAME BACK
THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU
thank you, Deadpool.
Thank you, Deadpool. I hate long posts!
PURE BEAUTY! This Cast of Characters submission is based on the recent post You, For You and You and. A million thanks, peopleareaproblem! There are still 2 days left to submit, so get to it! Winner will be announced on August 1, 2014.
if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?
Execute The Furries
*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*
Dildo attached to a Buzz Lightyear attached to a traffic light (at North 7th Medical)
Finally, I see some real art on this website. 10/10.
Props to Denny’s social media team, because I saw a Denny’s and immediately laughed.
"Oh. Bless your heart,” Bitty chuckled before deleting the question forever and getting turnt like a Jamaican dance hall twerker.
Not only have I never played, I skate like a newborn giraffe and have literally held a hockey stick in my hand once!
And I’m from Texas.
I’ll probably do a FAQ/write-up on the creation of Check,Please!, but long story short, I did 3-months of hockey research my senior year of college in order to write my first screenplay Hardy, a story about a really butch hockey player named Chris Einhardt who falls for his best friend and former teammate. It has intellectual gems like:
…Yeah. Not really. But I mean,
everyone has like fucking random
thoughts. Okay, say you have like
a million thoughts in a year, so
maybe like 400 thousand are about
girls and stuff, and maybe 400
thousand are about hockey, and
maybe 1 of them has to be randomly
about a guy. Completely randomly.
But that thought may not even be a
full thought anyway. And you don’t
act on that, because, hey. That’s
pretty fucking gay. But there’s a
line. Now, gay guys—your friend?
Shit. Like 500, 600 thousand thoughts a
year about cocks and stuff.
Six hundred thousand.
Ehhh, give or take a cock.
For the writing of that screenplay I interviewed hockey players at Yale (one of whom plays in the AHL!) and roommates of hockey players, talked to the hockey beat reporter for the newspaper, interviewed girls who dated hockey players, watched every single of documentary about hockey ever, checked out books from the library about hockey, hit up JSTOR for scholarly articles on hockey culture, watched Miracle/Goon/Slapshot and took notes during hockey games.
Believe you me, I was paranoid about stepping into this completely foreign culture and making some horrible faux pas. But the upside of the excessive research is that I had all this leftover hockey know-how when I completed the screenplay…
which I used to create Check,Please!
reblogging to the Check Please! tumblr for curious parties.